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My super garish running shoes. I’m so unfit!

My super garish running shoes. I’m so unfit!

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I don’t watch The Voice at all but had to tune in for my wonderful Cheryl Cole!

DYING at her awesome crotch-grabbing hahaha.

PS Greece were robbed on Eurovision last night. I was holding a one-woman dance party here in my flat, no shame whatsoever.

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I just got my hair did!

I just had what is probably the nicest hair cut of my life from Toni&Guy in Twickenham. I’ve got rid of so much hair and it feels so good. I’m not super protective over my hair like a lot of long-haired people are, and if I only wanted a teeny tiny trim then I’d do it myself. Going from waist-length to boob-length hair is going to make my life so much easier!

PS I like how the photo makes it look like my teeth SHINE LIKE THE SUN

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Waiting from frappucino happy hour

fudgestix:

I need my caramel extra coffee with whipped cream nowwwww

I was half an hour premature for these few glorious happy hours in Kingston yesterday, which meant I had to suffer the indignity of paying full price!

I’ve got me some ugly ass hands which I like to overcompensate with sparkly ass nails.

I’ve got me some ugly ass hands which I like to overcompensate with sparkly ass nails.

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Found this gem at the doctor’s office.
Hey dude, thanks for reminding me to be ‘cervix savvy’! 

Found this gem at the doctor’s office.

Hey dude, thanks for reminding me to be ‘cervix savvy’! 

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Some bluebells sprung up in my garden out of nowhere!
I’m in an obnoxiously good mood from the sunshine and looking forward to times ahead. 

Some bluebells sprung up in my garden out of nowhere!

I’m in an obnoxiously good mood from the sunshine and looking forward to times ahead. 

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Oh thank you, handsome! I’ll check it out. I’ve just bought Half the Sky, which is about women in the developing world and I’m really looking forward to reading it. Catch you on Skype soon now that I’m free from education? xxx

Oh thank you, handsome! I’ll check it out. I’ve just bought Half the Sky, which is about women in the developing world and I’m really looking forward to reading it. Catch you on Skype soon now that I’m free from education? xxx

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Book recommendations, please?

So it has been less than a week since my final university exam and I’m already bored.

I’m starting to run which is pretty fab. I used to be a decent runner back in the day, and I’m not ancient and decrepit just yet.

I’ve also dusted off my Kindle from its, er… equally dusty bookshelf, and fully intend to read all the wonderful books that I’ve missed out on during my 4 year degree of yet more books and bullshit. I’m also not intending on picking up a book in French for quite some time.

So if you have some recommendations for books that you have read recently (or ever), please let me know! I’m happy to read most genres and styles.

Merci mille fois!!